1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:06,040 CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,043 GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY. 3 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:11,112 NORM! NORM! NORM! 4 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,813 HOW DOES A BEER SOUND, NORM? 5 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:13,881 I DON'T KNOW, COACH. 6 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:18,386 I USUALLY FINISH THEM BEFORE THEY GET A WORD IN. 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,221 HEY, UH, NORM. AREN'T YOU A LITTLE DRESSED UP 8 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,656 JUST TO COME HERE AND SUCK ON TAPS ALL NIGHT? 9 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,192 CLIFFIE, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 10 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,227 I HAVE OTHER PLANS FOR THIS EVENING. 11 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:26,727 I HAVE A DATE. 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,695 OOOOHHH! 13 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:28,829 A DATE! WHO IS IT? 14 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,598 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A BLIND DATE. 15 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:33,134 UH, UH DANGEROUS. DANGEROUS. 16 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,368 WALKING INTO A MINEFIELD THERE, BOY. 17 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,137 NO. NO. NO. A FRIEND OF MINE SET US UP. 18 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,539 HE ASSURES ME THE WOMAN'S PERFECT FOR ME. 19 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,274 THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 20 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:42,510 UH, LET ME GUESS-- SAID SHE HAD GOOD TABLE MANNERS, 21 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,346 GREAT PERSONALITY, AND EXCELLENT POSTURE, RIGHT? 22 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,616 SURE, THEY ALWAYS MAKE IT SOUND GOOD. 23 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:49,683 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 24 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,620 CLIFFIE, HE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS EASY ON THE EYES. 25 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,155 YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, NORM. 26 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:07,501 * MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT * 27 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,837 * TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES * 28 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,072 * SURE WOULD HELP ALOT 29 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:19,347 * WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY * 30 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,315 * SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO * 31 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:26,720 * WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 32 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:31,359 * AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME 33 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,827 * YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE 34 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,630 * OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME * 35 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:41,835 * YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 36 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,338 * YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW 37 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,740 * PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME * 38 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:47,908 * YOU WANNA GO 39 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,179 * WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 40 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:12,666 WHOA, WHOA. 41 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,701 WHERE DO YOU WANT IT? 42 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:14,802 WANT WHAT? 43 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,737 WAIT. WHOA. WHOA. WAIT A SECOND. I DIDN'T ORDER THAT. 44 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,306 CHEERS, RIGHT? 45 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:18,739 YEAH. 46 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,477 COACH, DID YOU BUY THIS? 47 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,546 NO, NOT ME, SAM. 48 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,748 YOU GOT YOUR NAME HERE ON THE INVOICE. 49 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,583 IT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE. 50 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:34,588 WHY WOULD I BUY A CRATE? 51 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,657 IT'S AN ANTIQUE SCALE, COACH. 52 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,526 OH, YEAH. I BOUGHT THE SCALE, SAM. 53 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:43,497 BUT GEE, NOW THAT I LOOK AT IT, I'M KIND OF DISAPPOINTED. 54 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,299 MISTER, WE'RE IN A HURRY. CAN YOU SIGN IT? 55 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,336 YEAH. YEAH...COACH, WHY DID YOU DO THIS? 56 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,204 I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES-- 57 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:53,207 PLEASE, DON'T BUY ANYTHING FOR THE BAR WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ME FIRST. 58 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,443 GEE, I'M SORRY, SAM. 59 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,545 THAT SALESMAN-- I JUST COULDN'T RESIST HIM. 60 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,647 I MEAN, HE HAD A WAY ABOUT HIM. 61 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,048 ONE OF THOSE FAST TALKERS? 62 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:05,919 NO. NO. NO. NO. WAS A BIG TALL SKINNY GUY, YOU KNOW, WITH A BEARD... 63 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,988 REMINDED ME OF SOMEBODY IN HISTORY... 64 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,423 A PRESIDENT... 65 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,559 THAT GUY WHO FREED THE SLAVES. 66 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,626 ABRAHAM LINCOLN? 67 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:16,464 THAT'S IT. ONLY THIS GUY, HE WASN'T NICE AT ALL. 68 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:19,400 AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE WAS KIND OF MEAN. 69 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,801 HE REMINDED ME 70 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,404 OF THAT LITTLE GUY IN GERMANY WITH THE MUSTACHE. 71 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,938 WORLD WAR II. 72 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:27,641 ADOLF HITLER? 73 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:30,711 DON'T PLAY TRIVIA WITH THIS GUY. 74 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,546 COACH, YOU MEAN THIS GUY WAS A CROSS 75 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,415 BETWEEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND HITLER? 76 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,716 NORMIE, I DON'T KNOW. 77 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,386 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, HE WAS STRANGE, NORMIE. 78 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,920 HE WAS ALL DRESSED IN BLACK, 79 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,523 AND HIS EYES SHINED LIKE COALS. 80 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,959 AND HE HAD THIS DEEP VOICE, AND HE SAID TO ME, 81 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:49,730 "ZIS SCALE VILL NOT ONLY TELL YOU YOUR VEIGHT, 82 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,600 BUT IT WILL TELL YOU YOUR DESTINY!" 83 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,434 HE HAD AN ACCENT. 84 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,568 NO. 85 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,540 THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT LIKE 86 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,343 "YOUR VEIGHT" AND "YOUR DESTINY?" 87 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,777 JUST A LITTLE COLOR, CARLA. 88 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,649 WELL, WHATEVER. I'M CALLING THIS IT. 89 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,585 OH, SAM. ISN'T YOU CURIOSITY PEEKED? 90 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,354 I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 91 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:16,324 YEAH. AND THAT DESTINY THING MUST MEAN IT'S ONE OF THOSE SCALES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNES. 92 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,491 OH, ALL RIGHT, GO ON. OPEN IT. 93 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:18,592 OH, GOODY. 94 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,561 BUT I'M STILL SENDING IT BACK. 95 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,697 COACH, GIVE NORMAN A SCREWDRIVER PLEASE. 96 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,666 HEY, WHOA. DIANE, I GOT A BIG DATE HERE. 97 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,900 I DON'T WANT TO GET PITS. 98 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,370 OH, COME ON, IT WON'T BE THAT HARD. 99 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,610 IT'S ALL RIGHT, NORM. 100 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,479 WE'LL STOP YOU BEFORE YOUR SHOES GET SQUISHY. 101 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,486 WELL, NOW, LET ME GIVE YOU AN OPENING HINT 102 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,356 FROM A GUY WHO'S OPENED A LOT OF THESE RASCALS, HERE. 103 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,492 IF YOU SMACK THIS BABY RIGHT ABOUT HERE, I THINK, NORMIE. 104 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,860 IT'LL OPEN UP LIKE A BIG WALNUT. 105 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:56,730 THAT'S THE EPICENTER OF THE FULCRUM, AS I REMEMBER. 106 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,467 YOU BETTER STEP BACK, HERE, DIANE. THIS THING WILL SHEER YOUR KNEECAPS RIGHT OFF. 107 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,442 CLIFFIE! 108 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,378 CLIFF, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 109 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,045 I CAN'T FIND MY SHOES, CLYDE. 110 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,415 I THINK THE DOG GOT THEM. 111 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,117 COME BACK HERE. HERE WE GO. 112 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,852 THERE YOU GO. 113 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,554 THERE YOU GO. 114 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:21,655 LET'S GET HER OUT. 115 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,528 WHOOOO! 116 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,963 WHOA! AIN'T THAT NICE? 117 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,500 SAM, I LIKE IT. CAN WE KEEP IT? CAN WE KEEP IT? 118 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,736 WELL I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO. 119 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,639 THE NUMBER'S BEEN DISCONNECTED AND THERE'S NO NEW NUMBER. 120 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,941 THE GUY'S OBVIOUSLY A CON MAN, COACH. 121 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:45,713 I KNEW IT. I KNEW HE WAS A CONMAN THE MINUTE I LAID EYES ON HIM. 122 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:51,719 WELL, AS A COLLECTOR OF ANTIQUES I THINK THE SCALE MIGHT SOMEDAY BE WORTH WHAT YOU PAID FOR IT. 123 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,755 ...OR A FRACTION THEREOF. 124 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,990 SAM, THAT SALESMAN ALSO SAID-- 125 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,794 HE SAID, "ZIS SCALE IS NOT BEING MADE ANYMORE, 126 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:03,731 AND ZIS ONE WAS IN A ZELLER FOR OVER 40 YEARS." 127 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:08,436 COACH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT IT. 128 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:11,639 WELL, THIS HAS BEEN FUN, BUT I GOT TO GET GOING ON MY BLIND DATE. 129 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,140 NORMIE. NORMIE. LISTEN. 130 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,776 GET ON THE SCALE. WEIGH YOURSELF. SEE HOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE OUT TONIGHT. 131 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,712 OH, COME ON, IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY FORTUNES LEFT 132 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:19,880 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 133 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,082 [COIN JINGLES] 134 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,485 [BELL RINGS] 135 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,820 DO YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING WRONG? 136 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,457 SAYS "YOUR MOST TROUBLESOME PROBLEM WILL SOON BE SOLVED." 137 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:34,828 HEY, NORM. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET A TRIM ON THE OLD ANTLERS TONIGHT. 138 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,831 NORM, WHAT'S YOUR MOST TROULBESOME PROBLEM? 139 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,100 WELL, THAT'S TOUGH TO SAY, COACH. 140 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:44,772 LET'S SEE. I'M OVERWEIGHT, UNEMPLOYED, 141 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:48,909 SEPARATED, DEPRESSED, STARTING TO DRINK TOO MUCH. 142 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,512 I GUESS MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IS I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. 143 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,749 OK, I'M GOING NEXT. 144 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,718 NO WAY. MEN IN UNIFORM FIRST, CARLA. 145 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,452 GET OUTTA HERE. 146 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,020 SAM, SAM, SEE? THEY LOVE IT! 147 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,622 I MEAN, THIS THING'S GONNA BE BIGGER THAN 148 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,791 THAT AMUSEMENT PARK IN CALIFORNIA. 149 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:07,528 UH, THE ONE WITH THE MOUSE AND THE DUCK... 150 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,730 DISNEYLAND. 151 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,699 YOU'RE TOUGH, SAM, BUT I'M GONNA GET YOU. 152 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,642 [BELL RINGS] 153 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,811 "SANDERSON FLORISTS." 154 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,013 WHAT'S THE OCCASION THERE, SAM? 155 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,748 IT'S FOR DIANE. 156 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:28,916 DID SHE DIE? 157 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,152 OF COURSE NOT. 158 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,721 IS SHE DYING? 159 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,122 IS SHE SUFFERING IN ANY WAY? 160 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,725 THROW ME A BONE. 161 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,693 NO. SHE'S JUST GOING TO BE MAD 162 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,763 BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE HER TO SOME STUPID ART SHOW LAST NIGHT. 163 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,165 FLOWERS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CALM HER DOWN. 164 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,834 HI, SANDERSON FLORIST? 165 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,468 AH, THERE'S MY GUY. 166 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,472 GIVE ME A BIG SMOOCHAROO. 167 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,146 YOU'RE NOT MAD ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 168 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,983 OH, OF COURSE NOT. I JUST MISSED YOU SO, YOU BIG LUG. 169 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,588 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 170 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,624 AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY. 171 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,159 HEY NORM! NORM! NORM! 172 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,927 WHAT'S UP, NORMIE? 173 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,763 THE CORNERS OF MY MOUTH, COACH. 174 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:19,132 OH! SOUNDS LIKE THAT BLIND DATE PAID OFF, HUH? 175 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:23,604 YEAH, WELL, TURNS OUT MY BUDDY PLAYED A LITTLE TRICK ON ME. 176 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,873 GUESS WHO THE DATE TURNS OUT TO BE? 177 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,741 MY EX, VERA. 178 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,042 WHOA! 179 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,844 ARE YOU READY FOR THE PUNCH LINE? 180 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,012 WE'RE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 181 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,815 OH, NORMAN, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 182 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:35,883 I FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT IT, 183 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:39,052 I'D LIKE TO SET UP THE ENTIRE BAR. 184 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,188 BUT, SINCE THAT'S FINANCIALLY IMPOSSIBLE, 185 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:45,626 I'LL JUST SETTLE FOR BUYING MY BUDDY CLIFF HERE, A DRINK. 186 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,193 OOHH! OOHH! OOHH! 187 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,327 OH, THANK YOU, NORM. 188 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,962 CHIVAS ON THE ROCKS, COACH. 189 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:49,963 MMM--MMM--MMM. 190 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,832 WHAT, 12-YEAR-OLD SCOTCH? 191 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,635 I WAS THINKIN' MORE A LIKE A BEER, YOU KNOW. 192 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,937 OH, COME ON, NORM, THIS IS GREAT NEWS. 193 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,271 YOU GOT VERA BACK. 194 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,941 YEAH, VERA, NOT NASTASIA KINSKY. 195 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:01,942 VERA. 196 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,212 UH, BEER, COACH. 197 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:09,082 NORMIE, NORMIE. TELL ME, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO GO OUT ON A BLIND 198 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,952 DATE, AND THEN YOU FIND OUT IT'S YOUR OWN WIFE? 199 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:15,355 WE WERE BOTH KIND OF NERVOUS AT FIRST. 200 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,324 THEN WE SPLIT SOME CLAMS CASINO, 201 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:20,127 A LITTLE CHATEAUBRIAND-- 202 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,831 A BOTTLE OF HER FAVORITE WINE...NEXT THING YOU KNOW 203 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,999 WE WENT BACK TO WHAT USED TO BE OUR PLACE, 204 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:30,137 AND, UH, WE KIND OF MADE LOVE. 205 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,806 WAIT. WAIT. YOU CAN'T KIND OF MAKE LOVE, NORM. 206 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:33,741 YOU DON'T KNOW VERA. 207 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,046 OH, MY GOD! 208 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,180 WHAT? WHAT? 209 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,382 IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S HAPPENING! 210 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,252 SAM, SHE'S LOSING WHAT'S LEFT OF HER GRAY MATTER. 211 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,020 AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR UNDERWEAR, CARLA. 212 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,924 COME HERE. COME HERE. COME ON. WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG? 213 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,259 IT'S HIS FORTUNE. 214 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:55,295 THE MACHINE SAID THAT NORM'S WORST PROBLEM WAS GONNA BE SOLVED. 215 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,697 AND HE'S BACK WITH VERA! 216 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,967 CARLA, THAT WAS ENTIRELY FORTUITOUS. 217 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,935 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, DIANE. 218 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:05,973 MY LITTLE CARD SAID THAT I'D BE HEARING FROM A DISTANT LOVED 219 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,642 ONE. SURE ENOUGH, NOT A HALF HOUR LATER, 220 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,878 MY DAUGHTER IN PENNSYLVANIA CALLS ME. 221 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:11,411 OOOHHHH! 222 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,080 AH, NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH. 223 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,314 THAT DOESN'T COUNT, COACH. 224 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,983 SHE ALWAYS CALLS YOU. 225 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,218 YEAH, PENNSYLVANIA'S NOT THAT DISTANT THERE, COACH. 226 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,888 NO. NO. NO, CLIFFIE. SHE CALLED ME FROM CALIFORNIA. 227 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,255 SHE'S ON VACATION THERE. 228 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,957 OOOHHHH! 229 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,827 IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR FORTUNE, COACH. 230 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,395 AND NEITHER DID WHAT HAPPENED TO NORMAN. 231 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,362 OH, YEAH? 232 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,098 WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT THIS? 233 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,768 MY FORTUNE SAID "TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE." 234 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,204 SO LAST NIGHT, I GET HOME LATE, 235 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,841 AND MY KIDS HAD STARTED A GREASE FIRE COOKING THEIR OWN DINNER. 236 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,275 NOW, EXPLAIN THAT. 237 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,143 EASY. 238 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,011 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 239 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,915 Carla: LOOK! 240 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,416 THERE ARE THINGS 241 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:53,153 THAT YOU EGGHEADS CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY IN THIS WORLD. 242 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:57,124 LISTEN, NOTHING AND NOBODY CONTROLS WHAT HAPPENS TO US. 243 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,427 WAIT A MINUTE, SAM, YOU HAD A LUCKY PIECE WHEN YOU PITCHED OUT THERE HUH? 244 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,829 YEAH, WELL ALOT OF GOOD IT DID ME. 245 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:07,134 LISTEN, CLIFF. THE ONLY BATTLES I EVER WON IN LIFE, I WON ON MY OWN. 246 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,136 SAM, THAT WAS BRILLIANTLY PUT. 247 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,706 WELL ACTUALLY, YOU SAID THAT TO ME JUST A FEW DAYS AGO. 248 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,107 YES, I KNOW, BUT YOU REMEMBERED IT 249 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,809 AND YOU USED IT IN THE PROPER CONTEXT. 250 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:22,115 YEAH. YEAH. THEY SHOULD CARVE HIS FACE ON A MOUNTAIN. 251 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,785 LOOK, SAMMY. YOU'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH DIANE HER FOR SO LONG, 252 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,921 YOU CAN'T SEE THE FACTS IN FRONT OF YOUR NOSE. 253 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,824 THIS MACHINE HAS POWERS. 254 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,995 I GUESS I SHOULD GET RIGHT ON THEN 255 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,230 AND SEE WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS FOR MISS DIANE CHAMBERS. 256 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,399 DON'T JOKE ABOUT THIS. 257 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,700 PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT! 258 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,937 WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? 259 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,806 I'M WARDING OFF THE EVIL SPIRITS. 260 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,208 AND IF YOU WEREN'T SO STUPID, YOU'D BE DOING THE SAME THING. 261 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,810 PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT! 262 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,710 PREPOSTEROUS. 263 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,216 [BELL RINGS] 264 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,220 WHAT'S THE CARD SAY, DIANE? 265 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,289 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? IT'S A JOKE. 266 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,394 "DECEPTION IN ROMANCE PROVES COSTLY." 267 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:11,364 THERE, SEE? NOW YOU ALL KNOW HOW DIANE FEELS ABOUT HONESTY. 268 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,200 YEAH, SHE LIKES IT. 269 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,368 YEAH. YEAH. HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG. 270 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,004 ABSOLUTELY. 271 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,472 NOW CAN WE ALL GO BACK TO WORK, PLEASE? 272 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,440 GOOD IDEA. 273 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,285 PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT! 274 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,003 [BELL RINGS] 275 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,304 PFFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT! 276 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:56,877 OOOWWW! OOWW! OOWW! 277 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,149 CLIFFIE! 278 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,985 CLIFFIE, YOU ALL RIGHT? 279 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:08,856 UH, THAT'S $20 POSTAGE DUE, SIR. 280 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,557 AND, UH, HOW ARE WE TODAY? 281 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,993 CLIFF, YOU'RE AT CHEERS. 282 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,328 CHEERS. YES, SIR. I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. 283 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,997 WAIT. YO, CLIFF, CLIFF! 284 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,498 OH, NORMIE! 285 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,500 YEAH. YOU ALL RIGHT? 286 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:26,974 YEAH. OH! YEAH, I THINK I JUST BRUISED MY KNEE. 287 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,576 I HOPE I'LL BE ABLE TO DO MY POSTAL ROUTE TOMORROW. 288 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,845 YOU WANT TO GET AN X-RAY OR SOMETHING? 289 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:35,515 NO. I'LL JUST CHECK IT OUT HERE. 290 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,350 LET'S SEE... 291 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,453 GRRRR, GGGGRRRR! 292 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,554 YEAH, I'M FINE. 293 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:49,362 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. CLIFF. 294 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,531 YOU GOT A FORTUNE FROM THAT MACHINE YESTERDAY, RIGHT? 295 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,866 WHAT WAS IT? 296 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,969 UH, WHAT WAS IT? 297 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,005 CLIFF, DID IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SLIPPING, 298 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,572 FALLING DOWN STAIRS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 299 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,508 I REMEMBER-- IT WAS, UH, "TALK TO BIGWIGS." 300 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,010 OOHHH! 301 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,377 WHAT OOHHH? 302 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,080 I DON'T KNOW...YET. 303 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,415 BUT THERE MUST BE A CONNECTION. 304 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,321 I DON'T THINK YOUR IN THE BALLPARK ON THIS ONE, CARLA. 305 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,488 OH, WAIT. WAIT! I GOT IT! 306 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,157 BIGWIG, RIGHT? 307 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,260 WHO IS THE BIGGEST BIGWIG OF THEM ALL? 308 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:20,994 SINATRA! 309 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,639 NO. EVEN BIGGER. 310 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,573 RONALD REAGAN. 311 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,242 NO. NO. NO. BIGGER. BIGGER. 312 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,244 SINATRA! 313 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:48,321 I DON'T KNOW. IF YOU ASK ME WHO REALLY RUNS THIS COUNTRY, 314 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:52,292 I THINK IT'S THE BIG OIL COMPANIES...LIKE UH, WHO RUN'S TEXACO? 315 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:59,399 WELL AT MY STATION IT'S, UH, DAVE AND HIS SON HERBIE. 316 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,335 MAHMOOD DOES THE WINDOWS. 317 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,905 YEAH, WELL YOU CAN'T GET MUCH BIGGER THAN HERBIE, DAVE AND MAHMOOD, HUH? 318 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:13,580 I AM TALKING ABOUT GOD. GOD IS THE BIGGEST WIG OF THEM ALL. 319 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,616 CLIFF, DID YOU PRAY 320 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,086 BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUSE THIS MORNING? 321 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,954 NO. 322 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,422 THERE YOU GO. 323 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,991 IF YOU HAD PRAYED, 324 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,959 NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED. 325 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,198 OH, COME ON. 326 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,400 IF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO STRETCH THINGS THIS FAR, 327 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,169 THEN YOU COULD MAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THOSE FORTUNES. 328 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,471 HEY, I HOPE THERE'S NOTHING TO THIS BECAUSE MINE WAS BAD. 329 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,640 WHAT WAS IT? 330 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,143 IT SAID, "YOUR VALUABLES ARE IN JEOPARDY", OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 331 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,211 I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU. IT'S IN MY WALLET. 332 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,981 SOMEBODY LIFTED MY WALLET. 333 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,483 AAH! 334 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,719 CARLA, WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE IT EASY? 335 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,521 HE'LL OWE YOU THE TIP. 336 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:02,095 [HUM THEME FROM TWILIGHT ZONE] 337 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,631 WELL, UH, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT, THERE, SAMMY? 338 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,034 I FOUND IT. HERE IT IS. 339 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,501 WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT NOW, CARLA. 340 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,239 IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. 341 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,207 THE MACHINE'S BEEN RIGHT UP UNTIL NOW. 342 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:18,445 I SAY IT'S EVIL, EVIL, EVIL! 343 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,047 IT HEARD ME. 344 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,182 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, SCALE. 345 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:22,649 I'M SORRY! 346 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,051 I'M SORRY. 347 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,353 CARLA. CARLA. GET UP OFF THE GROUND. STOP IT! 348 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,720 EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT YOU, COME ON, CARLA. 349 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,590 PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT! 350 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,625 LISTEN, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THIS. 351 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,228 THIS SCALE IS NOT MAGIC. 352 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,763 YOU CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. 353 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,599 AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, IT'S A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN 354 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,169 WHEN SAM MALONE BECOMES THE VOICE OF REASON. 355 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,536 RIGHT! RIGHT! 356 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,675 WHAT AM I TALKING FOR? COME HERE...DIANE'S THE ONE WHO TALKS GOOD. 357 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,809 COME ON. COME ON. TELL'EM. 358 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,512 TELL THEM HOW DUMB THEY'RE BEING. COME ON SWEETHEART. 359 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,282 YOU'RE BEING DUMB. 360 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,089 HAD ENOUGH, HUH? 361 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:18,471 WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GET ONE MORE, 362 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,806 JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE TO GO HOME. 363 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,650 [BELL RINGS] 364 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,684 I CAN'T LOOK. 365 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,819 SAM, WOULD READ IT FOR ME? 366 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,458 BUT DON'T READ IT IF IT'S TERRIBLE! 367 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,527 NO, THIS IS OK. 368 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,462 "YOU WILL GROW LIPS ON YOUR FOREHEAD." 369 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,300 VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY. 370 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:54,241 AH, IT'S OK...WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW. 371 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,108 GOODNIGHT, CARLA. 372 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,711 KEEP IT UP! KEEP IT UP! YOU'LL PAY. 373 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,249 SAFE TRIP HOME. BYE-BYE. 374 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:02,882 GOOD NIGHT, SAM. 375 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,317 GOOD NIGHT, COACH. 376 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,259 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 377 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,294 I JUST WANT TO SEE IF I GAINED ANY WEIGHT, LATELY. 378 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,129 YOU DIDN'T. NOW GET OFF OF THERE. 379 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,266 WHAT'S WRONG? YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGE ALL DAY. 380 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,201 I'VE BEEN ACTING FINE. COME ON, NOW, LET'S GO HOME. 381 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,669 WELL, LET ME JUST GET MY WEIGHT FIRST. 382 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,804 SAM DON'T! 383 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,839 WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 384 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:30,343 YOU'RE COMING UNGLUED, HERE. 385 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,878 OHH. 386 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,781 I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND. 387 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,650 THAT SCALE HAS ME SPOOKED. 388 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,220 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON 389 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:44,291 I EXPECT TO FALL FOR THAT VOODOO STUFF. 390 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,294 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FORTUNE I GOT TODAY? 391 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,261 NO. 392 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:55,302 "DECEPTION IN ROMANCE PROVES COSTLY." 393 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,269 SO? 394 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,506 I TOOK ANOTHER MAN TO THAT SHOW LAST NIGHT. 395 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,345 YOU MEAN, LIKE A GUY? 396 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,582 AT LEAST PAY ATTENTION. 397 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:15,255 HE'S A CLASSMATE OF MINE, A MALE CLASSMATE. 398 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:19,392 WELL, SO YOU TOOK SOME PIMPLY, BOOKFACE, WIMP FROM SCHOOL. BIG DEAL. 399 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:25,532 HIS COMPLEXION IS ALMOST AS CLEAR AS MINE AND WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. 400 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,799 AT THE PERFORMANCE? 401 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,802 YES. 402 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,408 WELL, OF COURSE, HE TOOK ME HOME. 403 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,243 UH-HUH. 404 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,778 AND? 405 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:39,646 I INVITED HIM IN. 406 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:44,717 WE HAD COFFEE. HE LEFT. THAT WAS IT. 407 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,319 INSTANT COFFEE OR, UH... 408 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,756 DID YOU GRIND THE BEANS? 409 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,462 IT WASN'T THE SAME AS IT IS WITH YOU. I DIDN'T GRIND THEM FINE. 410 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,801 YOU DID GRIND THE BEANS, HUH? 411 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,772 ALL WE DID WAS TALK. 412 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,574 YOU DIDN'T KISS HIM? 413 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:11,344 OH. I KISSED HIM GOOD NIGHT, BUT IT WAS NOTHING. 414 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,945 IT WAS BARELY ON THE LIPS, WAYWARD TO THE SIDE 415 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,914 UP BY THE CHEEK. VERY DRY. 416 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,358 I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 417 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:29,729 IT WAS SO GOOD TO TALK TO SOMEONE. 418 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,364 I MISS TALKING ABOUT THE THINGS 419 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,599 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT WITH YOU. 420 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,936 I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE 421 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,971 I KNEW YOU'D BE ANGRY. 422 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,440 I'M NOT ANGRY. 423 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,275 OH. OF COURSE YOU'RE ANGRY. 424 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,377 NO, I'M NOT. 425 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,746 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M, UH... 426 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,715 I'M KIND OF GRATEFUL. 427 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,751 I THINK I SEE OUR RELATIONSHIP IN A NEW LIGHT, HERE. 428 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:56,556 THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T FULFILL ALL YOUR NEEDS, 429 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,392 AND YOU DON'T FULFILL ALL OF MINE, 430 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,261 SO MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT QUITS. 431 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,333 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 432 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,769 I HAVE ONE INNOCENT EVENING WITH A GUY, 433 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,672 I COME TO YOU TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAST OF IT, 434 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,273 AND THIS IS THE REACTION I GET? 435 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,576 YOU'RE EVEN LESS UNDERSTANDING 436 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,611 THAN I FEARED YOU'D BE. 437 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,947 OK, FINE. THAT DOES IT. I WANT OUT OF THIS. 438 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,484 OUT OF WHAT? I ALREADY BROKE IT OFF. 439 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:29,622 NO, NO, YOU SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT QUITS. 440 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,325 I'M SAYING IT'S DEFINITELY OVER. 441 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,494 HEY, I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID. 442 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,596 IN MY MIND, IT WAS DEFINITE. 443 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,731 THAT SHIP HAS SAILED, BABY. 444 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:39,666 OUR RELATIONSHIP IS THROUGH. 445 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,538 NO, NO. WE'RE NOT THROUGH 446 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,074 UNLESS I SAY WE'RE THROUGH. 447 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,378 WE'RE THROUGH. 448 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,981 NOW WE'RE THROUGH. 449 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,516 I'M NOT GONNA HAVE AN ARGUMENT 450 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,085 ABOUT WHO BROKE UP WITH WHO FIRST 451 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,754 WITH SOMEBODY I BROKE UP WITH FIRST. 452 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:05,425 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE. 453 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,026 IS ANYBODY HERE? 454 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,528 SOMEBODY I USED TO GO WITH? 455 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,464 OH, NO, IT'S JUST DIANE. SILLY ME. 456 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,370 DON'T DO THIS. 457 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,506 TOO LATE, SWEETHEART. IT'S ALREADY DONE. 458 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,776 SAM, PLEASE. 459 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,746 PLEASE DON'T JOKE ABOUT THIS. 460 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:27,514 I'M SCARED. 461 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,685 WE CAN'T BREAK UP 462 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,754 BECAUSE A PILE OF METAL SPRINGS 463 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,022 SAID WE WERE GOING TO. 464 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,826 THERE'S TOO MUCH AT STAKE HERE. 465 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,999 I'M SORRY. 466 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,738 FORGIVE ME. 467 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,140 TELL ME YOU DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME. 468 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,543 OF COURSE I DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU. 469 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,143 THEN I'M FIRST. 470 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,014 YOU ARE HISTORY. 471 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,551 WAIT. HEY, THAT WAS A ROTTEN... 472 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,753 NOW, I KNOW WHY I BROKE UP WITH YOU 473 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,722 A LONG TIME AGO...LONG, LONG BEFORE YOU BROKE UP WITH ME. 474 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,025 WHO WAS TALKING THEN? 475 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,727 OH, OH, OH. 476 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:17,630 OH, IT'S JUST MY EMPLOYER. 477 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,001 [BELL RINGS] 478 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:32,078 SAM, WE GOT A FORTUNE. 479 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,747 SO? 480 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:36,082 AREN'T YOU GOING TO READ IT? 481 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,183 NO. WHAT'S THE POINT? 482 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:44,924 SAM, OUR DESTINY MAY BE IN THAT CARD. 483 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,192 I KNOW IT. I CAN FEEL IT. 484 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,762 YOU'RE CRACKERS, YOU KNOW THAT? 485 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:52,632 THEN READ IT. 486 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:57,670 OK, FINE. 487 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,111 ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD DO THIS? 488 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:08,948 WE'VE GOT TO...MIGHT BE NO OTHER WAY. 489 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:10,216 ALL RIGHT, OK. 490 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:16,623 "MACHINE EMPTY. ORDER MORE FORTUNES TODAY."